• pretty girl: boyfriend
• ugly girl: boyfriend
• weird girl: boyfriend
• obnoxious girl: boyfriend
• rude girl: boyfriend
• stupid girl: boyfriend
• lesbian girl: boyfriend
• dead girl: boyfriend
• me: i had a pet fish once but then it died

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Take it from the master ;p

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But most of the time it’s when you remember your login information to the most awesome social networking site ever. :D it feels good to be back on tumblr

whatbitcheslove:

I know you guys are sick of this stuff but make sure you sign!

https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/

BITCHES LOVE FIGHTING THE CAUSE. 

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shit-just-got-fucking-real:

m3l4nie:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

YOU HAFTA USE YOUR HEADPHONES OR IT WONT WORK

OMG THIS IS LIKE THE MOST MAGICAL THING I’VE EVER HEARD.

oh my gosh

SDIFGPFXNCDFNFGNICBDRF

THAT WAS SO CREEPY…

I seriously got chills that was so weird/awesome.

YES.

IM CRYING OHMYGOD WTF WAS THAT I CAN’T BREATE IM CRYING IM CRYING IM CRYING

FREAKED THE SHIT OUT OF ME, gonna do this again~

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swag-notes:

Let’s Get Warmed up guys!

Lol, so effing true!

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Only when I let you out of my heart weI be at peace. -Ash<3

Thats messed up but yet funny at the same time. Contradiction, i think yes o.o

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whatbitcheslove:

TREAT YAAA SELFFFFF! 

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